pzc, vienkārši the best
+1
people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/blood...

ei tak Tu nost. ahahahahaha :D

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jautri :D
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vāks, tas man ir nedēļas labākais humors. :D
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I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear

:DDDDDDDD
+1
Jopciks, es sen šitā nebiju smējies HAARRRRRR!!!!!
+4
Bļāviens, pirms pāris stundām Ankā čata citātu tēmā norēcos līks par Amechi ieliktajām pērlēm un jau gribēju uzbliezt tēmu, bet re ku jau gatava priekšā :D

1.
<T> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T> you mother fucker

2.
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

3.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge> fuck me

4.
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

5.
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

6.
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

7.
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

8.
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

10.
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V> i belong with the other 13%

12.
<h> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ??????????????????????????...

13.
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

14.
<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?

* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

15.
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

16.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

17.
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country

18.
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

19.
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

20.
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISH...
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
+1


3.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge> fuck me

4.
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

5.
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

16.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

19.
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

20.
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISH...
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĀĀĀĀĀ
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es vārtos pa zemi. :DDDDDDDDDDD
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un beigās izrādīsies, ka to visuvisu ir rakstījis bobis, ahahahahahahaha :D
+1
lol
"j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now."
+2
šī arī jauka vieta
"sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.."
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Njā, par to Unit bij labs. Arī par picu :D
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