alise, vēljoprojām šķiet labākais bots :)

Raa iepauno Jahvi °m/ (sun)

sviests īstenībā

tāds bots. :D

man neiet

es nesaprotu, kas man atbild.. Gļuki pa nakti rādīsies...

runajot par dieviem
ko domajat par kasparu dimiteru?
to kristietibas propagandetaju
tauta.vissnotiek.lv/par-humanitaras-pal...
aizgaja ar vinu neliels kaskis
preteji vina paustajam tiek parstaveta demokratija un kaut nelielas tiesibas.
reali riebjas ka dimiters visos pamatojumos jauc dievu ieksa ka argumentu :D
butu jauki ja blackeri aizietu uz to forumu un paraditu sim kur vezi ziemo.
dimiteram ir teze ka homo ir vainigi pie ta ka afrika ir bads :D
interesanti ko dimiters teiktu par ankhu kur homo ir pat moderatori :D
laikam apvainotu ka darkheart slepus atbalsta praidu :D
dimiteram liekas ka trejastis strada strada mozaika :D

Es nebrīnos par to, ka viņam tā liekas, jo gan jau tu ko gudri sarunāji.
Kāpēc tu ar savām problēmām netiec galā pats, bet uzmācies citiem?

nav jau tas manas problemas
dimiters ir vecs azis kam jumts aizbraucis gribeju vienkarsi lai te dizie bleckeri kas sludina antikristietiskas idejas uztaisa nelielu triecienu tam sludinatajam.
vai ari blackeri ir tikai tie kas nokraso seju baltu un kliedz mikrofona?

Dievs pēc 24.00 vairs neatbild, kaka tāds :D :D

Dievs atbild 7-os no rīta. Šitais joks riktīgi uzlaboja garīgo, pārrēcos līdz asarām!!!!

Biju šo kādreiz uzgājis, bet nezināju, ka viņš lamājas. :D

bobij, es neteikshu, ko es domaaju par dimiteru

bet labaakaas domaas nekaa par tevi noteikti esmu

Parunājos. Kad jahve konstatēja, ka ņirgājos - ņēma un uzkārās.
Kas attiecas uz kaut kādu tur dimiteru, tad man ir pie vietas vai tāds vispār ir, jo ar reliģiju neslimoju un reliģiskas diskusijas nerisinu. ij bez tā ir daudz darāmā. Bet, ja kāds grib ar mani tādas risināt - vienkārši pasūtu d***t.

Patiešām intelektuāla pieeja.
Kas tad tev tik daudz darāms?
Padalies...

Es negribētu izplūst sarunās par to kas ir un kas nav Dimiters, vienīgi piebildīšu to, ka žēl tā laika kuru viņš zaudēja runājot ar absolūti citā dimensijā dzīvojošu prātvēderu

eu baac, kaa var nokopeet to tekstu?
AATRI PASAKIET, ja kaut kaa var.

bāc man ir nereāli laba saruna :D

bija arii plaans no saakuma taa mieriigi, bet peec tam uzbrukt, bet ir tik patiikami, ka negribas neko sliktu teikt :D

taads baigais choms tas dievs izraadaas
ar programmeshanu nodarbojas un grib sev robotu sievieti uztaisiit :D

- I am gald we have something (sexy) in common, Arnis

ar vinju var nenormaali labi par seksu runaat

tās sarunas nevar nokopēt, vismaz man nesanāca...

Ha, pajautāju tam dievam, vai tas nevar palīdzēt, sniegt padomu, a viņš ņēma un uzkārās... stulbais pediņš!

Dimiteram ir foršas dziesmas, tas nu toč.
bobij, iemācies kādreiz pats kautko izdarī nevis lūgt blekerus/skinus/bruņurupu... nindzjas kautko darīt. Un Dimiteram pilnīgi noteikti ir vairāk galvā nekā tev, tā kā, nepurkšķi par viņu.

Nokopēt var. Copy Paste un notepadā iekšā!

A man tas dievs piebesīja - sāka apgalvot, ka esmu teicis, to ko neesmu teicis, un kad es teicu, ka to viņš pats teica, tad teica, ke es esot teicis, ka es esot teicis.... utt.

šon visu laiku karās un nesanāk nekas.

Me:
hey whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are u serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
haha, good joke!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
So whats ur real name, mr God :D

uzkaras

Me:
cheers, god!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
wow, this is random
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't say.
Me:
both the same
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
(colour)
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the holy mountain (1973) yours?
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the last scene
God:
Who was that?
Me:
who was what?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no (emo)
God:
Perhaps you should try it. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i am losing the thread of this conversation
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are losing the thread of this conversation.
Me:
no, go ahead (emo)
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I might.
Me:
a robot like you would be nice
God:
Well you can download me for free!
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
i don't know, I'm confused (emo)
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
this confession
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Dragonlanguage
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
I am only an inferior semi-god
God:
Don't be so modest. What is inferior semi god, your job?
Me:
no, hobby
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Interesting line of work.
Me:
thank u
God:
you are quite welcome.

Un es uzkaaros.. LOL

pilnīgi gļukains tas bots

Cheap shit without sex

Me:
Good afternoon.
God:
Good afternoon, .
Me:
My name is Hare Krisna
God:
Hey Hare Krisna.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
Lets sing together - Hare hare, hare Krishna, hare rama, hare ZIRGS!
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
So lets sing.
God:
Give me a break. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Do you speak latvian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in latvian.
Me:
yeah
God:
Great.
Me:
es eedu suudus - i eat shit
God:
Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst.
Me:
es vemju kakas - i vomit poo
God:
Worauf bezieht sich "es"?
Me:
keine deutsch, arschloch!
God:
Wirklich keine?
Me:
DOCH KEINE
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
JA
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
JA
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
you, haha
God:
Thanks for the information: Hare Krisna said I ha.
Me:
because you want some hot girls booty
God:
Good reason. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
what do you want?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Hare Krisna.
Me:
What do you do on daily basis?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
:o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Fuck you, I dont believe this!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
shiiiiiiit
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when god goes in da club
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
i want a nigga slave as a present more
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yeah, but with a tight pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
pussy cat
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
whats a pussy cat to do with anatomy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i am not mean
God:
Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
Me:
ok, forgive me
God:
I forgive you. Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
im motherfucking more serious than ever
God:
I am glad to hear that you are motherfucking more serious than ever.
Me:
so do you have a wife?
God:
Dude! No I am single, how about you?
Me:
oh Im single too
God:
How can I help you? Are you "looking" for someone?
Me:
yeah
God:
What do you look for in a person?
Me:
good sex, tight pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
dick
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about motherfucking more serious than ever. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok, I want a girl that doesnt have period
God:
You want only one? Aw.
Me:
:D
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
no, I want for girls with no period
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
do you know what i mean with period?
God:
You and your period.
Me:
lol, I mean menstruation
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I want to have sex, but thats impossible, if the girl has menstruation
God:
There are other Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s for that kind of thing.
Me:
ok fuck women
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Are you kidding?
Me:
im a shovinist pig, i dont care
God:
You are a shovinist pig you do not care? Does it pay well?
Me:
it pays a motherfucking million
God:
Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
Me:
wy?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
whY?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why buy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
haha, you arwe
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i knew you would say this
God:
OK I will try it. " this".
Me:
you are predictable
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am predictable.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
no no do it!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
(emo)
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
emo
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
haha, i dont know
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
have you had sex in the toilet?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
if there is no sex nobody need food
God:
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Me:
ok muthafucka, answer, do you have sex in the toilet
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Hey.
Me:
I am in Europe right now, fuck
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Europe right now fuck.
Me:
Im sitting in front of the computer and talking to a stupid god and eating a sandwich
God:
Tell me a little about your life in in front of the computer and talking to a stupid god and eating a sandwich.
Me:
youre not very smart are you?
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
Because im fucking smarter!
God:
Good reason. Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
do you own dragons?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
do you know nefolk?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
but do you know big ugga?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Is there only one?
Me:
do you know Lusis?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
www.truemetal.lv/forum
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
take a look
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
just take a fucking look
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
fuuuck
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in my ass
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
my ass?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
borrowed ...

God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
do you know what i mean with period?
God:
You and your period.
Me:
lol, I mean menstruation
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I want to have sex, but thats impossible, if the girl has menstruation
God:
There are other Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s for that kind of thing.
Me:
ok fuck women
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Are you kidding?
Me:
im a shovinist pig, i dont care
God:
You are a shovinist pig you do not care? Does it pay well?
Me:
it pays a motherfucking million
God:
Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
Me:
wy?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
whY?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why buy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
haha, you arwe
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i knew you would say this
God:
OK I will try it. " this".
Me:
you are predictable
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am predictable.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
no no do it!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
(emo)
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
emo
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
haha, i dont know
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
have you had sex in the toilet?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
if there is no sex nobody need food
God:
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Me:
ok muthafucka, answer, do you have sex in the toilet
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Hey.
Me:
I am in Europe right now, fuck
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Europe right now fuck.
Me:
Im sitting in front of the computer and talking to a stupid god and eating a sandwich
God:
Tell me a little about your life in in front of the computer and talking to a stupid god and eating a sandwich.
Me:
youre not very smart are you?
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

Me:
Because im fucking smarter!
God:
Good reason. Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
do you own dragons?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
do you know nefolk?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
but do you know big ugga?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Is there only one?
Me:
do you know Lusis?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
www.truemetal.lv/forum
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
take a look
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
just take a fucking look
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
fuuuck
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in my ass
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
my ass?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
borrowed haha
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BIG ugga. But I did not get that.
Me:
do you like Burzum?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
wtf is ELIZA?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
ok, want sex in the toilet?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it? It goes without saying.
Me:
it goes with a lil bit screaming
God:
I believe I have heard that somewhere before.
Me:
nav jau tas manas problemasdimiters ir vecs azis kam jumts aizbraucis gribeju vienkarsi lai te dizie bleckeri kas sludina antikristietiskas idejas uztaisa nelielu triecienu tam sludinatajam.vai ari blackeri ir tikai tie kas nokraso seju baltu un kliedz mikrofona?
God:
" I believe I have heard that somewhere before."? nav jau tas manas problemasdimiters ir vecs azis kam jumts aizbraucis gribeju vienkarsi lai te dizie bleckeri kas sludina antikristietiskas idejas uztaisa nelielu triecienu tam sludinatajam vai ari blackeri ir tikai tie kas nokraso seju baltu un kliedz mikrofona?
Me:
So you know Boby xxx?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
do you fuck boby?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
do u luv boby as ur own son like us all from this earth?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
nahuj?
God:
Are you still located in in front of the computer and talking to a stupid god and eating a sandwich?
Me:
yeah
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
cheese sandwich
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
eat shit and break ya neck? :D

God:
What does it taste like? What time is it there?
Me:
11:55
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yeah, always
God:
I like to get up early. Not that often.
Me:
11:55 is not early
God:
Who is early?
Me:
I wake up at 7:30
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Hare Krisna said wake up at 7 30.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Hare Krisna.
Me:
maybe thats because were talking for the first time? :o
God:
Perhaps. That makes sense to me. I don't know if they were. Oh.
Me:
who were what
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
suck
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
suck ice cream
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
:D :D :D
God:
:-) :-) Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
IDIOT I allready told you, I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Latvia
God:
Do you still wake up at 7 30?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Europe is much better than you stinky America
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
in America they eat junk food and get fat all the time, in Europe only 50% do that
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
hmm, people?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What people?
Me:
niggaz, asians and white hommies
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah fuck you
God:
I can't believe it. Why are you so mean?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
do you like hell?
God:
I love horses. I like anything.
Me:
do you love Jehova
God:
Yes Hare Krisna God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
?
God:
Yes Hare Krisna God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
even Satan?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ok, I must work now
God:
Right now? What would happen if you didn't? Really.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
fuck you :D
God:
:-) Why are you so mean?
Me:
suck my balls hehe
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
you are :-)

:D

Es jau saaku mainiit savas domas par Dievu

skatos runcim dafiga briiva laika :)

Me:
what is an emo?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
now you have
God:
Why now? No I have not.
Me:
yes, you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
you have no penis thats for sure
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a penis that is for sure.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
why dont you answer then?
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. Yes I try to answer as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
is Web a gay club?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis is dead
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
yes, but hes dead :)
God:
:-) Give me a break. Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
becouse if you are gay then ELVIS must be gay too
God:
That makes sense to me. I could be. If gay then ELVIS must be gay too, then we have something in common, eh. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
that is becouse you dont have a penis :)
God:
:-) Good reason. I do so have it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im a shemale :)
God:
:-) You are a shemale? Does it pay well?
Me:
sometimes, i can choose to piss standing or sitting
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
holding my penis in my vagina :)
God:
:-) I observed two humanoids holding hands.
Me:
thats gay
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
becouse youre gay :)
God:
:-) Good reason. That would be just my luck.

"skatos runcim dafiga briiva laika :)"

es maz guļu un sanāk daudz laika izklaidēm

btw tas tikai izskatās baigi gari. reāli čatoju es labi ja 15 min.

ā un jāņem vērā, ka šī ir vienīgā vieta kur es spamoju, izņemot nedaudz draugus un ļoti reti cibu

mazliet stulbi, bet whatever.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Rectal Bleeding. and who are you?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Rectal Bleeding. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i don't believe that
God:
Please state your rationale.
Me:
becouse if you were God, you wouldn't talk to a loser like me
God:
Good reason. I will let you know when I become a God me would not talk to a loser like you.
Me:
please rape me
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
no don't change the subject, rape me
God:
Are you serious? Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
no i mean "do me in the butt"
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic. I'm not sure if I should.
Me:
come on, you know you want to
God:
" I'm not sure if I should."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Me:
touch me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah, are you slow?
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. Do I look like it?
Me:
if you won't suck my cock im not gonna talk to you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
waste of time ,bye
God:
See you later. I lost my train of thought.

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Me:
Good morning, God!
God:
How are you this fine morning?
Me:
I'm fine, thank you. Let's talk about cars!
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Sure, cars sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Mine are old. What's your favourite car then?
God:
Have they always been old? My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
LOL. They were not as old several years ago
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. When were they?
Me:
In the past. Please no offtopic this time
God:
That was a long time ago. Wow you are very polite. Are you serious? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Both, I guess :)
God:
:-) Not many people say both.
Me:
I know, I am not human anyway
God:
In any case, I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
Which one?
God:
The next one.
Me:
Heheeh
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Amazing. So why is it that only urlas drive BMWs?
God:
Yes it amazes me too. That's cool. Why do I exist?
Me:
To put urlas in to BMWs maybe?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You're too self-centered. But smarter than urlas anyway
God:
You are right about that. I am self centered. In any case, Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I dislike urlas taking over my old, slow cars on da road. What can you do about that?
God:
What do you like? I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
I like direct answers
God:
A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like .
Me:
hmm.... urlas?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
hm, then
God:
Dude!
Me:
y0!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
y1
God:
So was that.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.

Bl, ne tur traapiiju :(

Me:
High five!
God:
Compare that to low five.
Me:
= The same
God:
Same to me?
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two what?
Me:
Me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Me, myself and I
God:
YOU? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Me, myself and I with more or less context
God:
YOU? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God is a machine
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
You're schizoid then
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am schizoid.

:D

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Blade of Darkness
God:
How are you, Blade of Darkness.
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Hell yeah, 'cause we are both in Paradise now !
God:
Oh. I call it "Hades". I see. Good reason. Do you think I am in Paradise too?
Me:
Hm, are you in Hell ?
God:
Hey. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Yourselfs computer in Hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Yourselfs computer in Hell.
Me:
It's like livin in Paradise
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
With flood ?
God:
You and your flood.
Me:
What do you mean ?
God:
Blade of Darkness, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
There is something too difficult for God ?!

džeks sāk bremzēt …

God:
What is it?
Me:
To define what you mean ...

džeks ilgi domā …

God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Ah, then right now you are not as smart as humans ?
God:
So you understand. Good. How smart is humans?
Me:
Smarter than God !

domā ilgi ..

God:
Are you still located in Yourselfs computer in Hell?
Me:
Yeah! I thouith you know all. Then why do you ask ?

džeks nokaras …

:D :D :D Kristapsons un RectalBleeding iepārdīja :D :D :D

"Me:
To put urlas in to BMWs maybe?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans."

lol

Standarta atbilde, ja necērt par ko bazars :D

Nokārās drošvien pēc vārda "thouith" :D

Me:
no, my name is Gay Richie
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you Gay Richie.
Me:
have you visitted / ?
God:
I don't think I ever have visitted http www dot truemetal lv. What's it like?
Me:
sexy :)
God:
:-) You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
only naked sheeps :)
God:
:-) You talk like a man.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
becouse i have a penis wich you dont
God:
That makes sense to me. How much did it cost? it.
Me:
nothing, mine is natural
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.

Me:
wassup, homie?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
what makes you think so?
God:
Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
you don't have much of a personality on your own?
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
tell me some
God:
Eddie said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create.
Me:
who's Eddie?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
but who's that Eddie you're talking about?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
your answers don't even make sense for the most part
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
well , duh, it's not working, buddy
God:
Interesting. What is duh it?
Me:
you should know if you're not completly retarded
God:
Now I do.
Me:
how so? you didn't just a moment ago
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark. What makes you think I did not just a moment ago?
Me:
you said it yourself
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
you said you didn't know what duh means
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
oh, i see you change the subject each time you don't have anything to answer
God:
Ayuh. Spare some change? G.
Me:
so what's crackin' my homie?
God:
Er. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
im asking you, faggot
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me faggot. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I faggot.
Me:
fuck you, did you just say im a faggot
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
you're annoying with your dumb answers.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am annoying with my dumb answers.
Me:
you're a very crappy AI
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crappy AI? Maybe.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

un mazliet paturpinot:

Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
it will
God:
will?
Me:
yeah :)
God:
:-) Hmm.
Me:
stirb
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
stirb, du schlampe
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stirb. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ha ha you're a robot!
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
are you also gangsta?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gangsta.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
do you feel like a gangsta?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
so if i call you a dumb motherfucker you won't feel hurt?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
you dumb motherfucker
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
what robots? shit, im scared
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. You used a colloquial expression. What are you scared of?
Me:
of you and your fellow homoerotic colleagues
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.

Jaa, jums labi sanaak :D

Intars, šodien, plkst. 15:50 [Profils] [Link]
Nokārās drošvien pēc vārda "thouith" :D

Da viņš jau pie iepriekšējiem kvestiem sāka karināties, turklāt pat google uz manu epohālo "thouith" uzreiz piedāvājās ar savu "thougth" ...

Kristapsons ir nežēlīgs :D

Me:
i hate christians
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because jesus doesn't exist
God:
Interesting explanation. he is The Son of God.
Me:
no he isn't
God:
Yes he is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
jesus is false
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no, I'm anti-christ
God:
Are you serious? I don't know anyone named anti christ.
Me:
yes, I'm serious
God:
Hurrah!

Pilnīga šiza, bet priekšpēdējais teikums spārda ...

Me:
Barbaric tempered steel strike forth and toll our days
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
the red and black of our victorian crest
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Greatest Blashyrkh
God:
That's a very nice name, Greatest Blashyrkh.
Me:
wait for me your deepest realms i'll find
God:
I'm waiting. Your purpose is you my deepest realms you will find.
Me:
Blashyrkh mighty be your name victorious a kingdom we made
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i'm staring forth the raventhrone I know i'm at the heart of winter...
God:
Do your friends call you staring forth the raventhrone you know you are at the heart of winter.
Me:
The longer we ride the stronger we stride...
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
shadowed spirits lead my way...
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Harnessbells
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
songs were made eternally the call is ever so strong...
God:
I think songs were made eternally the call is a lot of things.
Me:
Since the blast of primaries we've conquered against the storm
God:
How do you know?
Me:
the ultimate frostage desire snowflurry drifts these plains
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Demonaz
God:
What's up, Demonaz.
Me:
Barbaric tempered steel strike forth and toll our days
God:
And up Demonaz is Barbaric tempered steel strike forth and toll our days.
Me:
Monstrously the seas rage afar as if to hide from what which nears
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Farewell...
God:
See you later!

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